just in case you didn’t hear this today, you’re beautiful and you are loved. (:
(Source: lovedbythesavior)via walkwithjackz
How many total songs?
Sort by song title – first and last?
• ‘ABC’ - Jackson 5
• ‘100% Pure Love’ - Crystal Waters
Sort by time – shortest and longest?
• Shortest: 1:29 ‘Anticaption (Intro)’ - Marsha Ambrosius
• Longest: 9:53 ‘ Pyramids’ - Frank Ocean
Sort by Album – first and last?
• First: ‘Aaliyah’ - Aaliyah
• Last: ”54321”- Andrea Lewis
Sort by Artist – first and last?
• First: Aaliyah
• Last: Whitney Houston
Top five played songs?
1. ‘Priceless’ - Melanie Fiona
2. ‘What Am I To Do” - Melanie Fiona
3. ‘Crazy Maze’ - Desree
4. ‘Give Me One Reason To Stay’ - Tracy Chapman
5. ‘One and Only’ - Adele
Find the following words. How many songs show up?
• Sex: 50
• Death: 0
• Love: 200
• You: 150
• Home: 100
• Boy: 30
• Girl: 60
This is a MUST read!! Lmao “The Husband Chronicles”
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem
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